1 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:14,433 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:18,444 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:22,308 ♪ come aboard ♪ 4 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:26,437 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 5 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:30,276 ♪ and love ♪ 6 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:34,453 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 7 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:38,664 ♪ let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,627 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ the love boat ♪ 10 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:50,841 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 11 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:54,425 ♪ the love boat ♪ 12 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:58,642 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 13 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,015 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 14 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:07,152 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 15 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,823 ♪ and love ♪ 16 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,824 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 17 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,828 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 18 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:23,172 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 19 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:27,629 ♪ it's love ♪ 20 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:34,262 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 21 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,834 Hello. 22 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,834 Hello. 23 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,580 Hi. Emily Parker. 24 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,911 Miss Parker. 25 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,205 Oh, you're on the fiesta deck, cabin 127. 26 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,209 Thanks. 27 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,830 Oh! 28 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,377 That's my kind of a book -- "passion at dawn"! 29 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,712 I'm an early riser. 30 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,758 It's not my book. 31 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,012 No, really. I'm a teacher, and one of my students gave it to me. 32 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,724 What do you teach? 33 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,724 Sex education. 34 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,555 You can certainly get an education in that area on this ship. 35 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,391 Well, I'm afraid I confine my studies to the classroom. 36 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,857 My students do all the extracurricular activities. 37 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:27,808 "Passion at dawn." 38 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,527 Tell me, uh, is this as exciting as they say? 39 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,188 Nah, it's trash. Don't bother reading it. 40 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,068 Won't have to. I'm Michael Scott. 41 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,315 I wrote it. 42 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,535 I hope it's not an autobiography. 43 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,616 Hello. Welcome aboard. 44 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,537 I'm captain stubing, and this is my daughter Vicki. 45 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,205 Hello, Vicki. How are you? 46 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,634 May I show you your cabin? 47 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,762 Oh, you needn't bother. We know where it is. 48 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,430 Oh! You've already taken a cruise? 49 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,838 Why? Is there one missing? 50 00:02:56,926 --> 00:03:00,006 [ Laughter ] 51 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,846 Howard, I will die without those cold pills. 52 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,312 Search your pockets. 53 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,392 I will, dear. 54 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,266 I'm sure I had it here somewhere. 55 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,443 I know I didn't pack them in my bag. 56 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,073 Hello, I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 57 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,111 If you need anything at all, just ask me. 58 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,824 Thank you, dear. 59 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,824 Thank you very much. 60 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,365 Here's a little something for your thoughtfulness. 61 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:21,659 Thank you! 62 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,623 Thank you very much... 63 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,253 Mr. and Mrs., uh -- 64 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,170 oh, just call us Zeke and Zelda. 65 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,288 It makes us feel much younger. 66 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,415 If you have any trouble figuring out which one is which, 67 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,843 remember, the one with the girdle is Zeke. 68 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,683 [ Laughs ] 69 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,969 Well, Zeke and Zelda, can I point you to your cabin? 70 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,814 Oh, that won't be necessary. 71 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,179 A nice young lady named Vicki already checked us in. 72 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:47,266 Oh, well, then enjoy your cruise. 73 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,942 And thank you for the fruit. 74 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,020 You're welcome. 75 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,274 Bye. 76 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,274 Bye. 77 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,146 I don't understand it. 78 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:54,982 I thought I put the basket right there. 79 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,318 There it is. 80 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,782 Howard, you are so irresponsible. 81 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,157 Oh, gopher, would you mind taking over for me 82 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:06,834 for just a few minutes? 83 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,923 I want to take my fruit down to my cabin before it disappears. 84 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:18,008 Oh, Fred, oh! 85 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,891 Don't you think the ship is beautiful? 86 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,509 Looks like any other ship to me, 87 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,385 except a cruise on this one 88 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,312 is costing me three years of hard-earned savings. 89 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,691 Oh, come on. It's not costing that much. 90 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,849 Listen, Nancy, I'm the one who has to be at work 91 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,358 at 7:00 every morning of my life, not you. 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,530 All right, all right, but we've already paid for it, 93 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,200 so why don't we just try to enjoy it? 94 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,859 You enjoy it. 95 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,158 And when you are through enjoying it, I'll take you home, 96 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,912 which is where we should have stayed in the first place. 97 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,414 Mnh-mnh. 98 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,325 Hello, folks. Can I help you? 99 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,584 Oh, uh, yes. Where do I go for the cabin key? 100 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,746 That's Julie McCoy. She'll be happy to help you. 101 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,335 Okay. Thank you. 102 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,880 You stay right here, Fred. I'll be right back. 103 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,875 How's it goin', buddy? 104 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,387 Nice day, sir. 105 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,638 Yeah. 106 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,563 Hey, guys... 107 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,770 Yeah. 108 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,930 Fred? 109 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,904 Fred, how are you? 110 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,360 What the hell do you care? 111 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,948 Tell my wife I'll be out there on deck. 112 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,739 Adam! 113 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,742 Nancy! 114 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,073 Yes! 115 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,408 Did you get the key to the cabin? 116 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,412 Yes. Did you s-- 117 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:30,003 let's go to the cabin. 118 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,748 Doc, how'd you ever get to know a sourpuss like that? 119 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,666 My mother introduced me to him. 120 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,466 He's my brother. 121 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:47,644 [ Air horn blows ] 122 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,083 Well, well! Still reading that trash, I see. 123 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,120 Oh! Mr. Scott, hello. 124 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,083 Please, call me Michael. 125 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,463 And, uh, what should I call you? 126 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,250 I already know you're my favorite literary critic. 127 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,174 Emily Parker. 128 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,422 Hey, um, look, I'm sorry about what I said about your book. 129 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,466 Well, it can't be that bad. You're still reading it. 130 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,639 Well, it's not exactly Ernest Hemingway, 131 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,298 but all my students are reading it, 132 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,257 so I figured I'd find out why. 133 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,887 And did you find out why? 134 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,563 Yes. It's a very hot book. 135 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,602 Well, now, you know, 136 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,805 Ernest Hemingway wrote about sex, too. 137 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,106 Uh, yes, but Ernest Hemingway wrote about it 138 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,650 in a very artistic way -- not sensational. 139 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,654 Hey, look, Mr. Scott, I'm really trying to teach my students 140 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,157 that sex can be beautiful with someone you love, 141 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,780 not just a one-night stand. 142 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,326 Lovely, lovely values, 143 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:52,659 but, uh, a bit old-fashioned, don't you think? 144 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,825 Well, do you think that good writing 145 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,374 is a bit old-fashioned, too? 146 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,497 [ Clears throat ] 147 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:03,170 "Making his heart pound and his blood race wildly, 148 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,676 she pressed her firm, young body against his." 149 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,468 What's wrong with that? 150 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,852 That happens to be very passionate, erotic writing. 151 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,519 It also happens to be very sloppy writing. 152 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:13,848 It has lousy syntax. 153 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,853 Yeah, well, the people who read my books 154 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,556 don't care about syntax. 155 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:21,016 I know -- just sin. 156 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,317 Right. Thank you. 157 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,612 Thank you very much for the lesson, teach. 158 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,874 Hi. 159 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,326 I see you and the author are still not getting along. 160 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,208 I don't know what it is, Julie. 161 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,705 It happens every time -- 162 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,216 whenever a man mentions sex, I get defensive. 163 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,219 That seems strange coming from a sex-education teacher. 164 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,182 How do you talk to your students? 165 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,012 That's different. 166 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:56,477 The only thing they want from me is good grades. 167 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:06,939 Zeke, what's gonna happen 168 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,698 if they find out we didn't pay for this cruise? 169 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,569 Zelda, baby, relax. 170 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,736 The worst they can do is put us in jail. 171 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,615 At least then we'll have a roof over our heads. 172 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,582 I still can't believe we got evicted. 173 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,412 Forget about it, honey. 174 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:21,077 That drafty old room wasn't good for your health, anyway. 175 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,457 This is what you need. 176 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,093 This -- sunshine, fresh air, good food. 177 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,761 I know, but that still doesn't make what we're doing right. 178 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,260 Oh, wouldn't it be great if we could do the act again? 179 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,385 Oh, Zeke, I miss performing. 180 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,943 What are you talking about? We're still performing. 181 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,598 Only this time the audience doesn't know it. 182 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,105 Well? 183 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,158 It's nice. 184 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,661 [ Sighing ] Oh. 185 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:56,792 If you were going to be like this, 186 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,579 why did you even stay on the ship 187 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,163 when you saw Adam was here? 188 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,118 Because I wasn't sure they'd give us our money back 189 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,958 once we'd already come onboard. 190 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,173 Oh, I might have known. 191 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,474 The reason behind everything with you is always money. 192 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:12,468 That's because I had to earn every penny I ever got. 193 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:15,431 My father didn't give me a lot of money to go to college 194 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,433 like he did my dear brother. 195 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,675 Please don't start with your father again. 196 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:20,426 Your father was a nice man. 197 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,768 To my brother, he was nice. 198 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:25,273 To me, he wasn't always quite so nice. 199 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:28,476 Fred, can't you forget things that happened 20 years ago? 200 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,237 I thought if you saw Adam again -- 201 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,820 you swore to me five minutes ago 202 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,157 that you didn't know Adam was on this ship. 203 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,163 You did know! 204 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,365 You knew! 205 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:43,504 Yes, I knew, and you know what else I knew? 206 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:46,042 I knew that your bitterness towards your brother Adam 207 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,417 has poisoned your whole life! 208 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:52,514 But now you're letting it poison your son's life. 209 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,221 Because I won't send him to some fancy college, 210 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,393 I'm poisoning my son's life? 211 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,681 If Danny wants to go to college, he can work for it. 212 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,136 Can we go up on deck now? 213 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,727 Yeah. Sure, we can. I paid for this cruise. 214 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,364 I'm not gonna let my stupid brother 215 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,781 keep me from getting my money's worth. 216 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,203 What a life. 217 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:23,115 I break my back six days a week working in a warehouse, 218 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,915 my medical-school brother earns a living 219 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,380 giving aspirins to pretty ladies with no clothes on. 220 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,172 Fred, that's enough. 221 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:35,756 Adam never in his life did anything to hurt you. 222 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,603 The only thing you're mad at Adam about 223 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:41,018 is something your father did -- or you think he did. 224 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,558 Look, I don't want to talk about it. 225 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,521 Well, I want to talk about it. 226 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,272 And I want you to talk about it with Adam, 227 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,015 so I invited him to join us for a drink. 228 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,397 Then I'm going back to our cabin. 229 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,735 If you do, I promise you'll spend the rest of this cruise 230 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,241 in that cabin by yourself. 231 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,623 [ Sighs ] 232 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,250 Here comes Adam. 233 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,251 Hi. 234 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,252 Hi! 235 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,753 Adam, sit down. 236 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,844 Oh, thank you. 237 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,586 Enjoying the cruise so far, Fred? 238 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,095 Yeah, I was, so far. 239 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,387 It's been a long time since we've seen each other. 240 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,976 Yeah. 241 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,359 Well... 242 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:38,323 At these prices, I might as well get some sun. 243 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,292 Well, you tried, Nancy. 244 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,659 However, sibling rivalry is one thing, 245 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,246 fratricide is another. 246 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,621 Adam, please don't go. 247 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,077 He thinks that I don't know 248 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,497 that fratricide is killing your brother. 249 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:56,626 I do the crossword puzzles just like the upper class does. 250 00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,295 Anyhow, fratricide isn't always that bad. 251 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,216 Sometimes it's the only chance you have 252 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,144 to become an only child. 253 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,444 We should have more of these family reunions. 254 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,598 They're really fun. 255 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,712 Mr. and Mrs. Botworth, you're at table 27. 256 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,170 Enjoy your dinner. 257 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,169 Zeke, only the registered passengers 258 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,045 have their names on that list. 259 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,932 How are we gonna get a table? 260 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,839 Honey, will you stop worrying so much? 261 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,847 You'll spoil your appetite. 262 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,639 Just leave it to me. 263 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,064 Hi, Vicki. 264 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,982 Hi. 265 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,440 Uh, would you happen to know if anyone on this ship is ill? 266 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,282 You see, I, uh, I'm very susceptible to germs, 267 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,858 and I want to keep away from anyone who may be contagious. 268 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,865 Let's see. Oh, there's Mrs. Van buren. 269 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,028 She has the flu, and Isaac just brought her a hot toddy. 270 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,737 But don't worry, because she and her husband 271 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,327 will be having dinner in their cabin tonight. 272 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,372 Van buren? 273 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,655 Mm-hmm. 274 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,998 Thank you very much, Vicki. Thank you. 275 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,381 Got it. 276 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,552 [ Humming ] 277 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,878 Hello, Julie. 278 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,387 Oh, hello, Zeke and Zelda. 279 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,889 Would you be so kind to show us to our table? 280 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,891 Oh, I'd be happy to, 281 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,352 but I'm afraid I still don't know your last name. 282 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,733 Van buren. 283 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,809 Van buren, okay. Let me check. 284 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,395 Oh, yes, here you are. Van buren -- 285 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,271 promenade 216. 286 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,817 Right -- 216. 287 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,950 Yes. You're seated at table 7. Enjoy your dinner. 288 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,948 Thank you very much. You're very sweet. 289 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,081 You haven't lost your touch. 290 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,238 You're still the greatest. 291 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,287 Hey, with you as my partner, how can I miss? 292 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,919 Hi. Sorry about this afternoon. 293 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,591 Oh, no. It was as much my fault as it was yours. 294 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,761 I had no right to give you a critique. 295 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,169 May I join you? 296 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,218 Sure. 297 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,928 Well, I already know how this one ends -- 298 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,563 I always read the desserts first. 299 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:14,601 I guess I'm just too sensitive about my work. 300 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,267 I'm thin-skinned myself. 301 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,896 Your skin may be thin, but it's very pretty. 302 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,776 You seem to have some definite opinions about writing. 303 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:29,294 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind hearing this page 304 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,908 and giving me some constructive criticism. 305 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,246 Now, tell me what you think. 306 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,330 I will. 307 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:39,165 "He could feel her hot, steamy breath against his neck, 308 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,633 sending tingles of excitement down his spine." 309 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,165 [ Clears throat ] 310 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,178 Well, it's not exactly my cup of tea, 311 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,140 but, uh, I think that would work better as dialogue. 312 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,311 "Does my hot, steamy breath against your neck 313 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,641 send tingles of excitement down your spine?" 314 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,227 I don't know about him, 315 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,862 but I'm gonna have to take a cold shower. 316 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,978 [ Laughs ] 317 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,490 [ Clears throat ] 318 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,333 [ Clears throat ] 319 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:14,199 Well, Mr. Bricker, this must be quite an experience, 320 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,328 seeing your brother after so long a time. 321 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,336 It really isn't that much of a thrill, captain. 322 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,919 See, the reason I haven't seen my brother all these years 323 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,835 is because I haven't been looking for him. 324 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,309 Is this the proper fork to use for the salad? 325 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,353 I didn't go to college, and... 326 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,524 Would you excuse me? 327 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,653 I've got a bit of a headache. 328 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,020 Headache came on awfully suddenly, didn't it? 329 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,897 Not really. 330 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,654 I've had this one for a long time. 331 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,027 Excuse me. 332 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,422 [ Soft piano music plays ] 333 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:17,225 Zeke, don't you think you're getting a little carried away, 334 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,229 buying all of this champagne? 335 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,561 For you, baby [smooches] only the best. 336 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,528 I'm sorry to spoil all our fun, but I'm tired. 337 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,819 We still don't have a place to sleep tonight. 338 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,744 I've been working on that little problem, 339 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,124 and I think I've got it licked. 340 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,878 Son, allow me to shake your hand. 341 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,758 You are truly a master at the game of love. 342 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,266 I mean, the way that you toyed with that woman is pure genius. 343 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,809 You've got her eating out of your hand. 344 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,602 W-What woman? 345 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,186 The woman who has been staring at you all night. 346 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,822 Don't look. Don't look. 347 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,278 So you see, it's really a very sad story. 348 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,739 But he spends so much time with his oil Wells, 349 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,570 he doesn't have any time for any fun. 350 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,735 Don't -- don't look. 351 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,623 You know who she is? She is the former miss November. 352 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,451 She is?! 353 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,945 Yes, she is. 354 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,827 Don't look. Don't look. 355 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,793 As he was saying to me earlier, 356 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,594 "what's the good of having a few million dollars 357 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,998 if you don't have anybody to share it with?" 358 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,127 Sure. 359 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,633 Oh, oh, he's coming. 360 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,915 [ Gasps ] 361 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,638 Don't -- don't look. Don't look. 362 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,299 Now, don't tell him I said anything. 363 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,637 Okay? 364 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,222 Mm-hmm. 365 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,595 Hi. 366 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,596 Hi. 367 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,607 Would you like to -- 368 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,268 I'd love to. 369 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,989 Did you get her room number? 370 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,822 Promenade 138. 371 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,948 138? That's terrific. 372 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,075 He's just down the hall in 133. 373 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:10,126 I bet one of those rooms will be available tonight. 374 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,676 You know, you can really tell a lot about a person 375 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,805 from the way they dance. 376 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,521 Oh, yeah? What can you tell about me, that I'm a klutz? 377 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,692 No. I like the way you move. 378 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,981 Very sexy. 379 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,364 It's no wonder you teach sex education. 380 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,441 [ Chuckles ] You kidding? Those kids could teach me. 381 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,659 Um...look, it's been a long day. 382 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,031 I better go. 383 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,037 I don't want to let you go. One more dance? 384 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,409 Are you kidding? I'm so tired. 385 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,666 One more dance, I would collapse in your arms. 386 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,708 I wouldn't mind. 387 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,381 I would. 388 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,339 Still want to edit my manuscript? 389 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,509 Sure. Why don't you bring it by my cabin? 390 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,088 Look, please, put it in a plain, brown wrapper 391 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,093 to protect the innocent. 392 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,005 You really all that innocent? 393 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,184 Good night, Michael. 394 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,196 [ Door closes ] 395 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,867 Now we gotta find 133. 396 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,575 Yeah, 133. 397 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,875 That's 135. 398 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,669 Here it is -- 133. 399 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,423 It's locked. 400 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,087 Uh, excuse me, sir. 401 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,306 We seem to have misplaced our room key. 402 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,978 Would you mind, uh, opening this door for us? 403 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,943 Fred, you're all wrong. 404 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,784 I'm not on Adam's side against you. 405 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,610 It's just that I want you to start living your life 406 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,816 instead of resenting it. 407 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,947 What are you talking about? I like my life. 408 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,075 I've got a wife who loves me, right? 409 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,963 Of course I love you. 410 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,630 And I've got a great son in Danny. 411 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,249 Danny will be great whether he goes to college or not. 412 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,800 I just had a brilliant idea. 413 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,426 What? 414 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,642 Danny is going to go to college. 415 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,273 Oh, Fred! 416 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:31,521 And you know who's going to pay for Danny's college education? 417 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,475 The money's going to be put up 418 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,935 by the only other college graduate in our family. 419 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,157 Why would Adam pay for our son's college? 420 00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,488 Don't worry about it. 421 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,293 Oh, and speaking of the public benefactor, 422 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,749 there he is. 423 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,002 Adam... 424 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,463 Could I see you for a minute? 425 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,416 I'll catch up with you in just a minute. 426 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,548 Good evening. 427 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,965 What is this, Fred, round 3? 428 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,727 Adam, um... 429 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,479 [ Sighs ] 430 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,480 I feel like a real jerk for the way I've treated you. 431 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,654 I mean, you're my one and only brother. 432 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,026 I just wanted to ask you to forgive me. 433 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,949 You don't forgive a brother, Fred. 434 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,372 You just hug him. 435 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,521 [ Knock on door ] 436 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,900 Yeah, who is it? 437 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,570 Michael: Michael. 438 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,398 Michael, hi. 439 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,573 Uh, I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. 440 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,862 Well, I thought I'd drop off the first chapter 441 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,066 of my latest masterpiece. 442 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,736 It may help you fall asleep. 443 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,624 One thing about your books -- they're never boring. 444 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,952 Sordid at times, but never boring. 445 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,958 Mind if I come in? 446 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,130 We could discuss how sordid this new one really is. 447 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,378 Um, at this hour? 448 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,631 Patience was never one of my virtues, 449 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,763 particularly where beautiful women are concerned. 450 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,931 Please? 451 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,089 Well, maybe for a little while. 452 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,848 So... 453 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,270 This is how a prim, proper schoolteacher lives, eh? 454 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,639 It's funny. 455 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,266 It looks exactly like the cabin 456 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,402 of a decadent paperback writer I know. 457 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,401 Did I say something wrong? 458 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,943 No. I guess I am a prim, proper schoolteacher. 459 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,818 On the outside...Maybe. 460 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,117 Deep down, I see a wild, passionate, 461 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,832 Michael Scott heroine. 462 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,582 You do? 463 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,749 Emily, I'm crazy about you. 464 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:03,085 Your hair and eyes, the scent of your perfume... 465 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,303 Um, Michael, look, um, I've never -- 466 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,974 Emily, Emily... 467 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,552 I'm crazy about you. 468 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:24,149 Hey, listen, you guys want to stop reminiscing for a couple hours 469 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,106 so I could get some sleep? 470 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:29,526 Go to bed, Isaac. We got 20 years of catching up to do. 471 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,163 Adam, I want to show you this picture of Danny 472 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,575 when he was younger, where he looked exactly like you. 473 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,624 He looked like me? 474 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,496 Well, see for yourself. 475 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:41,133 He did. 476 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,961 I looked exactly like that at that age. 477 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,217 [ Chuckles ] 478 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,128 Got your brains, too. 479 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,177 Poor kid. 480 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,800 But... 481 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,306 But what? 482 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,519 He can't go to college 483 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,018 'cause we just don't have the money. 484 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,601 Isaac, can we have a couple more of these 485 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,018 before you go? 486 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,146 Certainly. 487 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,569 Adam, remember the time we chipped in 488 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,985 and bought our first old secondhand car together, 489 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,494 the one that wouldn't turn left? 490 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,746 Hey, uh, Fred, 491 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,209 does Danny really want to go to college? 492 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,080 Well, sure. 493 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,416 But why do you ask? 494 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:27,173 Well, maybe something can be arranged. 495 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,966 Cheers? 496 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,716 Cheers. 497 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,877 Michael: Emily, I was right. 498 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:11,264 You are a wild, passionate Michael Scott heroine. 499 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,473 See you later -- Michael. 500 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,911 How about some more orange juice 501 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,956 for two of my favorite passengers? 502 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,380 Thank you, Isaac. 503 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,788 Here you go, my friend. 504 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,457 There it is. 505 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:49,835 Fantastic. 506 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,683 Honey, you, uh, you go ahead and finish. 507 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,969 I've got to go. I've got a pressing engagement. 508 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,853 A pressing engagement? 509 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,970 Yeah -- your dress and my suit. 510 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:02,137 Mrs. Van buren? 511 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,477 Uh, Mrs. Van buren? 512 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,613 Oh -- oh. 513 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,151 Sorry. Uh, j-just call me Zelda. 514 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,275 To tell you the truth, nobody ever calls me Mrs. Van buren. 515 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,123 Okay, Zelda. 516 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:17,278 Uh, could you put your cabin number down here? 517 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,327 Your husband forgot to write it down. 518 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,831 Sure. 519 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,332 Sure. 520 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,205 [ Laughs ] 521 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,672 Works every time. 522 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,751 [ Laughs ] 523 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,666 Must be a lot of trouble keeping these bills straight. 524 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,295 Oh, I can't afford not to. 525 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,382 Any mistakes come out of my pay. 526 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:42,889 We're the Van burens. 527 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,886 Would you please tell the maitre d' 528 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,938 that my wife is feeling better... 529 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,938 And we'll be at dinner tonight. 530 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,112 Dinner tonight. Thank you. 531 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,187 [ Whistling ] 532 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,187 Zeke? 533 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,448 Huh? 534 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:55,989 I want to have a serious talk. 535 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,032 You go ahead. I'll be at the pool getting some sun. 536 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,657 Can't you stop clowning around for one second? 537 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,656 Sure! 538 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,077 I want to tell you about this -- 539 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,075 time's up. 540 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,496 [ Laughs ] Get it? 541 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,205 It's a big joke -- time's up. 542 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,335 I'm not laughin'. 543 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,553 I just found out that Isaac might have to foot the bill 544 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:18,053 for our drinks -- out of his own salary. 545 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:19,546 Ah, don't worry. 546 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,217 When we get ahold of some money, 547 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,926 we'll send him a little something. 548 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,016 No, Zeke. No. That's not good enough. 549 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,482 There comes a point 550 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,693 when you have to assume responsibility for your actions. 551 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,145 I know, honey, 552 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,574 but thank heaven I haven't reached it yet. 553 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:37,743 Well, I have. 554 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:40,912 What is that supposed to mean? 555 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:44,792 It means if you don't care how many people you hurt, 556 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,921 then maybe we ought to break up the act. 557 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,220 [ Laughing ] So anyway, 558 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,555 Adam, who hated liver, said to mom, 559 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,981 "if Fred has to go to his room without dinner, 560 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,230 why can't I go to my room without dinner, too?" 561 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,573 Fred, you've got to tell me, now -- 562 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,779 was doc always the first in his class 563 00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,569 the way he keeps telling everybody he was? 564 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,914 The only time Adam was first in his class 565 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,909 was the day that pop dropped him off to school an hour early. 566 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,662 Come on, you know I was valedictorian in my class. 567 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,655 I was chosen valedictorian in my class 568 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:30,127 because I was the only one who could spell it. 569 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,458 He doesn't mean he could spell "valedictorian," 570 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,754 he means "class." 571 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,297 Well, of course. 572 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,630 Hey, Fred -- hey, Fred? 573 00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:39,795 Do you want to steer this ship? 574 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,014 You're kidding me. 575 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,014 Captain's a pal of mine. Huh? 576 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,256 Well, sure. 577 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,807 Follow me if you can keep up. Come on. 578 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,181 Come on. 579 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,147 Good morning, Mr. Scott. 580 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,487 Hello, miss Parker. 581 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,622 You left before I woke up. 582 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,199 Yeah, I wanted to freshen up. 583 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,704 Well, why didn't you come back after you changed? 584 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,326 Where'd you disappear to? 585 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,293 Well, I did some writing. I like to write in the mornings. 586 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:13,334 Me too. In fact, 587 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,048 i edited the first chapter of your book while I was waiting for you. 588 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,089 It's very good. 589 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,722 Thank you. 590 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,338 You're a fast worker. 591 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,636 So are you. 592 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:28,060 So...what are we gonna do today? 593 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:32,521 Well, uh, I thought I would check out the ship a bit, 594 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,234 uh, do some more writing, and maybe see you later. 595 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,895 Maybe see me later? 596 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,653 Yeah. 597 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,235 Well, Michael, what about last night? 598 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,951 Last night was terrific, 599 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,371 but what's that got to do with today? 600 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,160 Didn't it mean anything to you? 601 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,503 Sure it did. It meant a lot, and I like you a lot. 602 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,329 But that doesn't mean we have to spend 603 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,334 every second of the day together. 604 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,376 Well, it obviously didn't mean the same thing to you 605 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,710 as it did to me. 606 00:29:57,795 --> 00:30:00,545 To me, it was something special and beautiful, 607 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,052 like I always dreamt it would be. 608 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,394 Emily, you're acting like 609 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,719 this was the first time you ever slept with a man. 610 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:07,894 It was. 611 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,192 Now that you're better, 612 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:19,533 let's just enjoy the rest of the cruise. 613 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,859 Easy for you to say. 614 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,744 You didn't have to suffer through that awful flu. 615 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,411 I wouldn't say that. 616 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,740 Anytime you suffer, I suffer for you, dear. 617 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:36,462 Hi, Zeke. What can I get you? 618 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,883 A new mouth. 619 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,761 This one always keeps saying the wrong things. 620 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,338 Having problems with the missus, huh? 621 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,894 You got it. How'd you know? 622 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,259 Oh, the usual way -- the long face, the sullen look, 623 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,267 and the fact that this is the first time you two 624 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,769 haven't been together on the cruise. 625 00:30:53,851 --> 00:30:55,021 Bartender? 626 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,227 Thank you. 627 00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,484 Thank you. 628 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,241 That's funny. 629 00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:08,241 This guy just signed your name on his tab. 630 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,334 I wouldn't worry, Isaac. 631 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:13,290 There's probably two Van burens onboard. 632 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:14,461 In the same cabin? 633 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,869 Oh. 634 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,090 Hi, gopher? 635 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:26,473 Yeah, do we have two Mr. and Mrs. Van burens 636 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,851 registered on the passenger list? 637 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:31,758 I didn't think so. 638 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,638 No, some guy just tried to run 639 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,435 the old slink-a-drink scam on us. 640 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:37,978 Yeah. Okay, thanks. 641 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,982 Isaac, what are you gonna do? 642 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,154 I'm gonna report them to the captain. 643 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,863 Oh, I-I wouldn't do that. 644 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,363 Of course you wouldn't. 645 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,155 But I would, because you're too nice a guy 646 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,079 for me to let someone like that take advantage of you. 647 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,998 Captain? 648 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,620 Yeah. 649 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,207 Emily? 650 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,674 Emily...hi. 651 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,505 We have nothing to say to each other. 652 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,050 How about "I'm sorry"? 653 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,973 Emily, how was I supposed to know you were a virgin? 654 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:16,017 I never met one before. Why didn't you tell me? 655 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,270 What am I supposed to do, Michael, wear a badge? 656 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,363 You know, you're just like everybody else these days. 657 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,478 It was just casual sex to you. 658 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:25,355 Loving and caring don't mean anything anymore. 659 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,533 Wait a minute. This has nothing to do with my values. 660 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,702 It's yours that are mid-victorian. 661 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,531 A kiss meant you were engaged. 662 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,526 And if a man and woman should sleep together, 663 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,448 why, that meant they were married. 664 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,996 You sound like my grandmother. 665 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,000 Yeah? Well, you sound like a little boy 666 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,002 who's got a lot of growing up to do. 667 00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:01,935 [ Light music playing ] 668 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:03,441 Hi. 669 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,863 Feel like some company? 670 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,902 It depends upon who's asking -- 671 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:09,735 my husband or Mr. Van buren. 672 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,776 Zelda, I know you're upset, 673 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,736 and you've got a right to be, 674 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,118 but believe me, I never meant to hurt anyone, especially you. 675 00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:21,996 I believe that, Zeke. 676 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,543 But ever since we've been on this cruise, 677 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:27,257 you act as if life is just one big game, 678 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,968 and nobody wins but you. 679 00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:31,589 Is that what you think? 680 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,636 Honey, the only reason I went through with this charade 681 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,181 was to make you happy. 682 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,729 When we got married, I... 683 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,439 I promised you'd have the best of everything. 684 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,980 [ Sighs ] 685 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,283 Well, I haven't been able to give you all I wanted to. 686 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,948 So when I saw a chance for us to really live it up for once, 687 00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:55,408 i...guess I just got a little carried away. 688 00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:57,581 But if I did... 689 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:00,620 It's only because I love you. 690 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,995 Oh, Zeke... 691 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,752 I love you, too. 692 00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:09,303 But that doesn't change anything. 693 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,630 I still feel the same way. 694 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,505 [ Chuckles ] I know. 695 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,343 I give you my word -- 696 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:18,968 if we can just get through the rest of this trip, 697 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,766 I'll never try to freeload again. 698 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,193 We'll make it somehow. 699 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:30,935 Emily! 700 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,995 Is anything wrong? 701 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,170 Aw, I'm just having some romantic problems. 702 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,800 Oh, gee, and you write all those wonderful love stories. 703 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,628 I may know how to write 'em, 704 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,843 but I sure don't know how to live 'em. 705 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,179 Thank you. 706 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,563 Thank you. 707 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:07,809 Here's...to finding the wonderful brother 708 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,857 I thought I'd lost forever. 709 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:17,238 [ Voice breaking ] Adam, you must forgive me... 710 00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,033 I'm just suddenly not feeling well. 711 00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:22,156 Hey, Nancy, wait a minute. I am a doctor, you know. 712 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,205 Adam, just sit down. I'm fine, honestly. 713 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,209 I mean, I just don't feel so hot, but I'm not sick. 714 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,211 You know, I'm just going to go back to our cabin 715 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,173 and lie down for -- excuse me. 716 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,915 Fred, should I go after her? 717 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,006 No. 718 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,511 Uh, no. She'll be fine. Sit. 719 00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:40,053 Well, okay. 720 00:35:40,137 --> 00:35:43,887 Anyway, here's to finding the wonderful brother 721 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,095 I've always -- 722 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,564 Adam, uh, maybe I'd better go check on her. 723 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,055 I'll be right back, 724 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,226 or else I'll see you in the morning. 725 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:57,031 Here's to finding the wonderful brother who'll be right back, 726 00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,243 or else who I'll see in the morning... 727 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:00,953 Or something. 728 00:36:04,453 --> 00:36:06,293 Hello, Emily. 729 00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:07,712 Goodbye, Michael. 730 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,580 Now, wait, wait. Don't -- don't go away again. 731 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,207 I-i-I've written something, and I'd like to read it to you. 732 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,915 I want to know how you feel about it. 733 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,915 Look, Michael, my editing days are over. 734 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,337 Why don't we just leave well enough alone 735 00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,965 and forget the whole thing, okay? 736 00:36:19,051 --> 00:36:21,051 No, it's not okay. You said you'd help me with my writing. 737 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,887 I'm gonna hold you to that promise. 738 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,602 Oh, I don't believe you. 739 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:26,102 Now, listen to this. 740 00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:28,773 "He'd never felt this way before. 741 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:31,403 "He'd experienced something with her 742 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,650 "he never dreamed existed, and it was so simple. 743 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,114 "All it was... 744 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:39,283 "Was loving and caring for someone, 745 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,783 "wanting to share with her, 746 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,736 "give to her. 747 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:46,406 "He wanted to be with her always. 748 00:36:46,495 --> 00:36:50,245 "'I love you,' he said, 749 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,593 and there were tears in his eyes when he said it." 750 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:55,798 It's beautiful, Michael. 751 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,130 I'm glad you like it. 752 00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,795 In fact, it may be the nicest thing you've ever written. 753 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,425 It'll make a wonderful book. 754 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:05,771 No, uh, uh, this... This isn't a book. 755 00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:08,308 I...wrote this about you. 756 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:15,020 [ Sighs ] I felt the same way you did this morning. 757 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,607 I-I was just afraid. 758 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:20,863 Okay, it might have been your first time, 759 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,987 but it was a first for me, too. 760 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,495 It was the first time I ever felt this way about anybody. 761 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,369 I love you, Emily. 762 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:44,006 Nancy? 763 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,005 Yes? 764 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,850 Hi, honey. 765 00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:53,062 What's the matter? 766 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,229 Someone from the ship's office called. 767 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,486 So what's so terrible about that? 768 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,198 Unless they called to tell us we're sinking. 769 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,819 No. 770 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:07,486 They called because they wanted information about Danny. 771 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:10,536 Why would the ship's office want information about Danny? 772 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,331 Apparently because your rich brother, 773 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,706 the brother who's rolling in money, according to you, 774 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:21,054 has applied for a loan to send your son through college. 775 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,512 You're kidding. 776 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,591 No, I'm not kidding. 777 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,047 You're kidding. 778 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,887 You're kidding your own brother. 779 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,722 Honey, look, I've got a brother 780 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,677 who's been married a lot of times, 781 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:33,937 so maybe he has to pay a lot of alimony. 782 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,730 Anyway, they wouldn't even give him a loan 783 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,773 unless they're sure he could pay it back. 784 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:38,897 It's the wealthy people 785 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,403 who make all of the loans from banks for tax purposes 786 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,525 and things like that. 787 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:44,031 It's the poor people like us 788 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,033 who are afraid to ask the banks for anything. 789 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,489 It's true. 790 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,973 Zeke, there's something else you have to take care of. 791 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,589 That's the business with Isaac. 792 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,925 I was thinking of the same thing. 793 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:08,261 I'll go and talk to him 794 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,176 and make some arrangements to pay him back. 795 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,724 That's the Zeke I love. 796 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:16,230 Pardon me. I'm -- I'm sorry. 797 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,062 I'm terribly sorry about this mix-up. 798 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,817 Isaac, if these are the real Van burens, 799 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,650 then somewhere on this ship, there are two imposters. 800 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,276 Zeke and Zelda? 801 00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:27,662 I can't believe it. They're such charming people. 802 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,280 But they're stowaways, 803 00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:32,286 and even charming stowaways cannot be excused. 804 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:35,119 I'm afraid they will have to pay the Piper. 805 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,826 Knowing them, they'll probably just sign his tab. 806 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,206 Zelda... 807 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,967 Uh-oh. What happened? 808 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,799 Forget it. It's too late. 809 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,054 I guess the show is over early, huh? 810 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,305 Excuse me. 811 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,930 It is. 812 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,977 Maybe -- maybe not. Maybe not. 813 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,521 Uh... 814 00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,774 Do you -- do you guys know, uh, "for me and my gal"? 815 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,977 You do? Hit it, please. 816 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,028 [ Mid-tempo introduction plays ] 817 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:09,202 ♪ The bells are ringin' ♪ 818 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:13,201 ♪ for me and my gal ♪ 819 00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:16,325 ♪ the birds are singin' ♪ 820 00:40:16,413 --> 00:40:19,333 ♪ for me and my gal ♪ 821 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:23,126 ♪ everybody's been knowin' ♪ 822 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:26,472 ♪ to a wedding they're goin' ♪ 823 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,839 ♪ and for weeks they've been sewin', ♪ 824 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:33,507 ♪ every susie and sal ♪ 825 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,517 ♪ they're congregating ♪ 826 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,060 ♪ for me and my gal ♪ 827 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,856 ♪ the captain's waiting ♪ 828 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,191 ♪ for you and your gal ♪ 829 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:52,028 ♪ and sometime we're gonna build a little home for two ♪ 830 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,156 ♪ or three or four or more ♪ 831 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:57,414 ♪ in loveland ♪ 832 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:59,866 ♪ for me and my gal ♪ 833 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:04,207 [ Instrumental solos ] 834 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:08,505 [ Applause ] 835 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:19,387 ♪ And sometime we're gonna build a little home for two ♪ 836 00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,436 ♪ or three or four or more ♪ 837 00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:25,691 ♪ in loveland ♪ 838 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:29,704 ♪ for me and my gal ♪ 839 00:41:29,778 --> 00:41:32,068 [ Applause ] 840 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,415 [ Laughing ] 841 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,790 I'm sorry. 842 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,957 That's okay, Zeke. 843 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,416 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 844 00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:51,216 You know, it's been over 30 years 845 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,930 since we've done that number. 846 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,600 Yeah, she's right. 847 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:59,228 And we would especially like to thank captain stubing, 848 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,268 this gentleman here, 849 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,612 a man with a heart of gold. 850 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:06,938 [ Applause ] 851 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:10,444 Not only -- not only was he generous enough 852 00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:12,777 to let us perform for you tonight, 853 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:15,783 but he also invited us to travel free 854 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,656 as guests of the cruise line. 855 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,964 So let's, uh -- let's hear it for the captain. 856 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,748 Let's hear it, folks. Come on. 857 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,666 One of the greatest captains in the whole world! 858 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,964 For the captain. 859 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,837 That's it, take a bow. 860 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,643 Take another bow. 861 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,009 One of the great captains. 862 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,717 You're dynamite. 863 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,348 Dynamite. 864 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:46,444 [ Applause continues ] 865 00:42:52,569 --> 00:42:54,659 [ Knock on door ] 866 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,318 Oh, boy. 867 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,447 Mm...be right there. 868 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,661 Hold on. 869 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,964 Oh, gee. 870 00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:12,877 Fred. Is Nancy all right? 871 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,505 Oh, she's fine. 872 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,011 Can I come in? 873 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,303 Yeah. Please come in. 874 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:21,017 Oh, boy, what time is it? 875 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:23,348 It's 4:00 in the morning. 876 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,234 I couldn't sleep. 877 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,191 That's funny. I could. 878 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,861 Adam, I've got to talk to you. 879 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,690 Yeah. You want to sit down, Fred? 880 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:34,356 No, no. 881 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:34,356 Sit? 882 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,605 W-What's the trouble? 883 00:43:38,991 --> 00:43:41,411 The trouble is me. 884 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,040 First of all... 885 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:50,714 I just want to tell you that the last two days, 886 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:53,804 being with you... 887 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,631 Have been the greatest days of my life. 888 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,847 They've been two great days for me, too, Fred. 889 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:03,468 I know. 890 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,728 That's why I feel so ashamed of myself. 891 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,765 I've been playing you for a sucker. 892 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:13,227 What? 893 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:17,067 I wanted you to pay for sending my son through college 894 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,914 because I thought that you and pop cheated me 895 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,370 by sending you to college and not me. 896 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:25,251 I know. 897 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:28,249 You knew all this time that I resented your going to college? 898 00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:31,382 Oh, Fred, if your only brother won't talk to you for 20 years, 899 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,670 it begins to sink in something's wrong. 900 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:38,759 The truth is... 901 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,262 I thought I wasn't a success in my life, 902 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,425 and I wanted somebody to blame it on. 903 00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:49,141 And you were the closest one. 904 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:54,108 I just hope you'll always let me be one of the closest ones. 905 00:44:56,693 --> 00:45:00,363 [ Voice breaking ] You are, Adam. 906 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,946 And I love you for wanting to do it, 907 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:09,455 but I'll send my own son through college. 908 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,321 Mr. and Mrs. Van buren, allow me to apologize again 909 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,364 for the inconvenience we've caused you. 910 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:43,818 Oh, that's quite all right. 911 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,617 At least the sea air cleared up my cold. 912 00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,872 [ Sneezes ] 913 00:45:49,079 --> 00:45:50,829 Oh, am I going to have to put up with that 914 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,004 all the way home? 915 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,292 Sorry, dear. 916 00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:01,339 Well, miss Parker, did you ever finish reading that book? 917 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,335 No, gopher, I didn't have time. 918 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,847 But I did start something much better. 919 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,309 Looks like you were able to patch things up after all. 920 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,810 Our story had one or two rocky scenes, 921 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,483 but, uh, we decided to try a rewrite. 922 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:16,192 And this version has a very happy ending. 923 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,403 Well, good luck to you guys. 924 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,153 Thanks. 925 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,153 Bye-bye. 926 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:20,154 Bye. 927 00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:21,525 So long. 928 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,862 Skipper? 929 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,406 Yes? 930 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,910 Captain, uh, we're awfully sorry 931 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,413 we pulled that fast one on you last night. 932 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:32,706 We had no right to do it. 933 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,879 And, Isaac, we owe you an apology, too. 934 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,538 And we're willing to accept the consequences 935 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,418 for everything we've done. 936 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,215 I'm afraid it's out of my hands. 937 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,218 I've already sent my recommendation 938 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,930 to the cruise line. 939 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,510 I've decided to go along with Isaac's suggestion 940 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:51,596 that you two should be booked... 941 00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:53,893 As a regular act on one of our ships. 942 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:58,107 You -- you mean you want us to work again? 943 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,440 You don't think we'd let an act like yours slip away, do you? 944 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,066 No...no, we -- 945 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,402 oh...oh, Zeke, ain't it wonderful? 946 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,858 It's terrific. 947 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:08,488 I-I don't know what to say, captain. 948 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:10,615 I really -- we owe you so much. 949 00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:12,202 Don't worry. 950 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:14,367 We'll just take it out of your first paycheck. 951 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,253 [ Both laugh ] 952 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:19,545 Bye. 953 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,048 Thank you. Thank you. 954 00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:24,719 Adam, I can't tell you how happy I am 955 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,640 that you and Fred have made up -- 956 00:47:26,718 --> 00:47:29,098 I mean really made up. 957 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,599 I'm happy, too, Nancy. 958 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,772 The first chance I get, I want to meet my look-alike nephew. 959 00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:36,271 I want him to meet you, too, 960 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:38,523 because I'm proud of both of you, Adam. 961 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,980 You know, it just occurred to me -- 962 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,937 because I've been so jealous before, 963 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:45,607 I have never called you doctor. 964 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,356 So goodbye, doctor. 965 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:53,075 I usually like to maintain my professional dignity, 966 00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:56,461 but...since you are my brother, 967 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,250 call me "doc." 968 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,883 So long, doc.